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All of the digital artwork you see on this website (besides all of the little embellishments) was made by yours truly !
If you're curious about the custom cursor I made - that's my puppy plushie, pepino! 
He is the ceo of a highly profitable egg farming business, but he donates all of his personal earnings to charity, so he would appreciate it if you don't shoot him !!
Also, he gets nervous and excited pretty easily, so be careful. The good thing is, he can't spell, so if you say "t-r-e-a-t," you can avoid over-exciting him.
Please take care of him while browsing this website!! 
4.13.2025
I think I had a panic attack this morning. And other cringe things ensued. Bloody Sunday.
4.8.2025
Do I always have it in me to listen to some Groovy Godzilla? Perhaps.
4.8.2025
I'm actually a fuckin genius for getting this to work.